Felines of the CatAWhack Crew (Macy, Carlita, Bhuton): “Okay Fancy Feast…You really did it this time! Pulling at our heart strings with the sight of two beautiful cats; creating an environment of hope, new beginnings, and optimism; and making us fall in love with the guy who created that pawsome play area. (The Crew looking at human Bret as he types their words and does their bidding) Why can’t you be more like that huh?”

Bret: “In my own defense, haven’t I provided you with multiple CatAWhack Units with soft comfortable Cattress Mattresses? Positioned them in the front of windows streaming with sunlight and great views? Given you a variety of toys in the name of environmental enrichment? Provided treats that make you say ‘Mmmm?’ What? Now you want an entire room?”

Macy: “Do you love us?”

Bret: “Yes.”

Bhuton: “Nuff said Fred. Our work is done here. C’mon guys, let’s go take some measurements. Carlita, I want you to work on the design elements…Remember, Think BIG!”

Bret: “Fred? My name is Bret.”

Carlita: “I think the guy in the video is named Fred. See him as a role model. Okay Fred?”

Macy: “All of our CatAWhacks in the same room! We’ll need a few in the common areas too in case we want to hang around with Fred.”

Bret: “Guys? Where are you goin’? Guys…?”

We, the members of the CatAWhack Crew, practice our regular scratch, drop, and roll routine first thing in the morning. It is an excellent way to stretch and warm up for a quick romp through the house before settling down for another nap.

Sometimes the three of us will go through the routine several times because someone misses their paw cue, gets the timing all wrong, or misplaces the sequence like rolling before scratching. Do we get a little frustrated with each other after several attempts to purrfect the routine? Of course, however we always paws and make up.

Our two furriends in this video clip seem to be experiencing the same thing so we created these lyrics in an effort to describe the scene and provide a little encouragement:

“Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake Fighting Cats!
Tried to play patty-cake but you got mad!
Roll it up, messed it up, got a paw slap.
Can we play Patty-Cake? Yes, we can.”

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