The CatAWhack Crew wondered…hmmm…If Lady Gaga was a feline (she kind of looks like us in her photo below) how would that change the lyrics of her hit song “Born This Way”?

Lady Gaga advocates for the acceptance and understanding of the unique diversity and creative manifestations within the human race and the right to full free expression of who one is without incurring a backlash of fear, insecurity, hatred, and abuse.

What would Feline Gaga advocate for? The acceptance and understanding of the anatomy, behavior, and communication style of felines and their right to full free expression of who they are, claws and all without incurring declawing (surgical amputation of the first toe digits) procedures that are imposed by uninformed or ill advised humans.

We’ve provided Lady Gaga’s music video so that you have the music accompaniment as you sing Feline Gaga’s new lyrics. Go to the next page where you’ll find the new lyrics in blue. Purr and sing to your hearts content!

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/born-this-way-lyrics-lady-gaga.html ]

It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
‘Cause you were born this way, baby

It doesn’t matter if you have claws, you’re capital C-A-T
Just put your paws up
‘Cause you were born this way, baby

My mama told me when I was young
We’re all born superstars
She rolled my hair, put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir

My human told me when I was young
We’re all born with our claws
He clipped my nails, put my tuna out
The CatAWhack is down the hall

“There’s nothin’ wrong with lovin’ who you are”
She said, “‘Cause He made you perfect, babe”
“So hold your head up, girl and you’ll go far,
Listen to me when I say”

“There’s nothin’ wrong with your paws, claws and all”
He said, “’Cause you’re made purrfect, babe”
“So hold your head up, cat and you’ll go far,
Listen to me when I say”

I’m beautiful in my way,
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Your scratchin’ is okay
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
You’re on the right surface, baby
Keep on scratchin’ that way

Don’t hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you’re set
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way
(Born this way)

Don’t hide yourself from the vet
Declawing you’ll never get
You’re on the right surface, baby
Keep on scratchin’ that way
(Scratch this way)

Ooo, there ain’t no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
(Born this way)
Ooo, there ain’t other way
Baby, I was born this way
Right track, baby
I was born this way

Ooo, there ain’t no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Humans, I was born this way
(Born this way)
Ooo, there ain’t no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Provide the right surface, humans
keep me scratchin’ this way

Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
Don’t be!

Don’t be a nag, don’t be so mean
Don’t be a nag, don’t be so mean
Don’t be a nag, don’t be so mean
Don’t be!

Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice the truth
In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth

Give yourself pleasure and scratch with your furriends
Alley cat, rejoice the truth
In the absence of a manicure
I must be myself, respect my claws

A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M (hey, hey, hey)

A different way, Pro-Claw’s a win
Believe capital C-A-T (hey, hey, hey)

I love my life, I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah

I love my life, I love this CatAWhack
Mi Amore vole fe yah (My love needs faith)

I’m beautiful in my way,
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way

I’m beautiful in my way,
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right surface, baby
I’m meant to scratch this way

Don’t hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you’re set
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Won’t hide myself from the vet
Declawing I’ll never get
I’m on the right surface, baby
I’ll keep on scratchin’ this way

Ooo, there ain’t no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
(Born this way )
Ooo, there ain’t other way
Baby, I was born way
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Ooo, there ain’t no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Humans, I was born this way
(Born this way)
Ooo, there ain’t no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Provide the right surface, humans
keep me scratchin’ this way

( Queen ,
Don’t be , Queen )

(Mean,
Don’t be, Mean)

Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you’re broke or evergreen
You’re black, white, beige, chola descent
You’re lebanese, you’re orient
Whether life’s disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
‘Cause baby, you were born this way

Don’t be a nag, don’t be so mean
It’s up to you, create the scene
You’re black, white, beige, tortoise shell
You’re American made or from somewhere else
Whether life’s disabilities
Caused by someone else who was displeased
Rejoice and love your paws today
‘Cause baby, you were born this way

No matter gay, straight or bi
lesbian, transgendered life

No matter stray, day or night
former wild, domesticated life

I’m on the right track, baby
I was born to survive
No matter black, white or beige
chola or orient made
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born to be brave

I’m on the right surface, baby
I was born to survive
No matter black, white, or beige
U.S. or orient made
I’m on the right surface, baby
I was born to be brave

I’m beautiful in my way
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way

I’m beautiful in my way,
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right surface, baby
I’m meant to scratch this way

Don’t hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you’re set
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way, yeah!

Won’t hide myself from the vet
Declawing I’ll never get
I’m on the right surface, baby
I’ll keep on scratchin’ this way, yeah!

Ooo, there ain’t no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
(Born this way )
Ooo, there ain’t other way
Baby, I was born this way
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Ooo, there ain’t no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Humans, I was born this way
(Born this way)
Ooo, there ain’t no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Provide the right surface, humans
keep me scratchin’ this way

I was born this way, hey!
I was born this way, hey!
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way, hey!

I was born this way, hey!
I was born this way, hey!
I’m on the right surface, baby
I was born this way, hey!

I was born this way, hey!
I was born this way, hey!
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way, hey!

I was born this way, hey!
I was born this way, hey!
I’m on the right surface, baby
I was born this way, hey!